When cats get bored, they drink too much, too . . .
Curiosity can’t kill him. It only makes him stronger.
The sun sets at his behest.
He doesn’t always choose chicken but, when he does, he prefers it poached in white wine.
He’s the most interesting cat in the world.
The photo was taken by my brother-in-law of a stray cat who has since landed in a very fine home, befitting his status.